Nitty-Gritty de Albuquerque

Nitty-Gritty de Albuquerque is a tongue-in-cheek account of what it's really like for the average person to live in Albuquerque. It's written like a stand-up routine, but speaking to you, the listener. I didn't even have to exaggerate or embellish the presentation, because Albuquerque is fundamentally absurd. Originally from Los Angeles, I relocated to Albuquerque over 30 years ago. The question I still get here is, "Why did you pick Albuquerque?" The answer is, "Temporary insanity". Think of this as a GoFundMe plea. My future is in your hands. Thank you for participating in my fate.