Shingles Audio Collection Volume 9

Squid Match: More than a mere tale of horror and carnage, this story is a powerful study in class struggles and inequality. Some Body to Love: Join Sally as she embarks on a quest to get chlamydia while helping her classmate's father secure a corpse in time for his sex doll convention . . . and maybe find love along the way. The Lepercorn: Lucy and her father are just like any working-class family trying to make an honest living scamming blind people out of hot dogs. But their lives are turned upside down when a small misunderstanding manifests as a grotesque abomination. Something Borrowed, Someone Blew: Though this story begins with a joyous wedding celebration, it soon descends into a tale so terrifying you might never hear wedding bells quite the same way again. Bite My H. O. Ass: Who doesn't love a Homeowners' Association? What organization would you trust more to guide you safely through a zombie apocalypse? A Hard Bargain: Have you ever considered what would be so valuable to yo